National Curmudgeon Day

I declare today National Curmudgeon Day.

So, all you curmudgeons out there, get together with your family and do some curmudgeoning.  You could have a curmudgeonly festival, perhaps together with any other curmudgeons in the neighborhood.  Do the curmudgeonly dance.  (Curmudge to the left!  Curmudge to the right!)

Let loose and curmudge to your hearts content!

The Dog wants me to prove that I know what "curmudgeon" means, but I'm out of time.

--Pete